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Gallus et Mulier Offers 5 Ways Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator is Better Than Apple’s iPhone 5
Experts agree that the new iPhone 5 is longer and sexier than ever before. But when women want to wake up to a party in their panties, an iPhone 5 just won’t do the trick – and here’s why.
Gallus et Mulier CEO Tony Maggs suggests 5 reasons people thinking of an iPhone 5 should choose a Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator* instead.
Online PR News – 25-September-2012 –Experts agree that the new iPhone 5 is longer and sexier than ever before. But when women want to wake up to a party in their panties, an iPhone 5 just won’t do the trick – and here’s why.
1. The iPhone 5 does not feel comfortable when put in one’s panties. Women scarcely notice a Little Rooster, no matter how much they move around in bed.
2. The iPhone 5 does not stay in place when worn in one’s panties. Little Rooster on the other hand doesn’t move a millimeter.
3. The iPhone 5 might have LTE but it does not have a snorgasm function. Little Rooster’s snorgasm function gives a gentle 10 minute erotic power snooze before slowly increasing in power until the wearer….wakes up.
4. The iPhone 5 may have a retina display, but does it have two powerfully throbbing yet silent for 27 levels motors? No.
5. The iPhone 5 may wake new owners up with smile for the first couple of weeks of having it, but only Little Rooster is guaranteed to wake women up smiling for an entire year.
Inventor Tony Maggs: “Little Rooster alarm clock vibrator is worn inside your panties but outside your body. Cosmopolitan magazine is right when it says it wakes you with ‘a tingly feeling’. Even the best iPhone 5 alarm clock app is irritating and intrusive – Little Rooster actually makes waking up positively pleasurable”.
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DETAILS: USB rechargeable Little Rooster starts vibrating so gently that at first it does not wake the wearer. Then it slowly increases in power, waking gently, sensually, pleasurably, in a great mood. Featuring a travel lock, 27 silent settings and a snorgasm function, Little Rooster is the world’s most pleasurable alarm clock – and it doubles as a two-motor luxury sex toy, which is more than can be said of the iPhone 5.
REFERENCES: Cosmopolitan Magazine’s October 2012 p 204 article on Hysteria lists Little Rooster along with the Lelo Inez, the We-Vibe III and the Lovehoney Squeel 2 as the most special pleasure toy currently on the market.
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Patent pending Little Rooster comes in Original White and Pink Champagne and is available from Littleroosterstore.com for $99 US.
